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Accept credit card swipes on your iPhone

August 4th, 2009 by Ted | No Comments | Filed in hardware, news, software

What could possibly be cooler–at a trade show or swap meet–than processing credit card payments via your iPhone or iPod Touch?  Engadget reports that a company called Square is developing just such a solution–with a magstripe reader that plugs into the headphone jack, yep the headphone jack, of the iPhone. It’ll even capture signatures that look like they were written with those fat preschool crayons.

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Gotta pee during a movie? There’s an app for that.

July 3rd, 2009 by Ted | No Comments | Filed in software

Seriously — with some blockbuster movies weighing it at close to three hours, and a few hundred ounces of Coke or Mountain Dew coursing through your kidneys — it’s nearly impossible to get through a flick without taking a leak. Thankfully, the good-natured software developer Dan Florio, has solved this problem with an iPhone app called RunPee.  The app contains a chronological log of all scenes in new movies, along with cue lines to listen for so you know when to make your exit and bolt for the bathroom.

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eBay Mobile hits version 1.4

July 1st, 2009 by Ted | No Comments | Filed in services, software

Lest you lose track of that one-of-a-kind Simpsons collectable you’ve been eyeballing, eBay’s iPhone app might just be worth your while.  Here’s eBay’s description of the new version of eBay for the iPhone:

eBay Mobile… Now eBay buyers and sellers have The World’s Online Marketplace at their fingertips, wherever they go. The new eBay application for the iPhone is specially designed to run natively on the Apple iPhone and iPod Touch. Using a streamlined interface that’s as elegant as it is practical, eBay members can search, bid, and check their activity on the go. Buyers can sneak in that last-minute bid on a hard-to-find item, sellers can check on their sales, and everyone can act on time-sensitive information on the spot without a computer. eBay is now open for business anytime, anywhere on the Apple iPhone and iPod Touch.

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iPhone Games: Pinball Roundup

July 1st, 2009 by Ted | No Comments | Filed in games, software

Those of us who recall the glory days of electronic gaming hold a special place in our hearts for pinball machine tables, and it was only a matter of time before pinball sims started showing up on the iPhone. Oddly enough, some of them are curiously unlike the old mechanical machines that had their hayday in the seventies and early eighties.

The best of the iPhone bunch, however, is a straight-up table simulation called Wild West Pinball. This game serves up a delightful pinball experience, themed with elements of the old west, like a goldmine jackpot, a bank robbery jackpot, and a cute mini-game where you get to “shoot Dirty Harry” with the ball when it hits a mission activator on one side of the table.  This game is stupidly addictive, and I’ve no doubt that, along with its fairly liberal tilt feature, it’s the best free game on the iPhone. 

Pinball Dreaming
, on the other hand, is a direct, authentic port of the slower, less-realistic classic Amiga game Pinball Dreams.  There’s a touch of the nostalgic in this game, too, but unlike Wild West Pinball, the Pinball Dreams game’s nostalgia comes from the nifty old-school Amiga music and 2D, vertical-scrolling pinball table, a trademark of Amiga pinball sims back in the early nineties. The paid version of this game includes the four original pinball tables included with Pinball Dreams.

We also took a look at Smallball Pinball, which is sort of a hybrid between a pinball sim and a puzzle game, though we found this implementation a bit frustrating.  It doesn’t feel like Arkanoid, and it doesn’t feel like pinball.  As you advance through the levels, the biggest motivator is not losing your ball and retreating the previous level.  So there’s not a hugely compelling reason to keep playing. That and the physics–which are neither like Breakout nor like a pinball table.

For our money, Wild West is the best pinball sim for the iPhone.

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The Top 10 Most Uncool iPhone Apps

March 6th, 2009 by Ted | No Comments | Filed in games, software

Well, the app store has been on line for a while now, and we’ve seen the good, the bad, the ugly, and the just plain silly.  It’s amazing to watch the skills of iPhone coders–and to note the range in quality from really useful all the way down to absolutely goofy. Here’s our list of the 10 goofiest (or most useless) iPhone apps.

10. Polo Ralph Lauren Collection - As if it’s not painful enough shopping for overpriced clothing! The one good thing about this app is that, unlike the pink, too-small golf shirts that are so popular right now, it’s free.  For those without a Ralph Lauren store in the neighborhood, of course.

9. Cooking Mama for iPhone - One of the killer app launch titles for the Nintendo Wii console a few years ago, Cooking Mama Cook-Off was fun simply because of its immensely pleasing absurdity.  The laughably poor English voice recordings in the game almost singularly made it worth playing, at least in our book. Gone from the iPhone version are the Engrish voices as well as most of the fun.  Oh, and the game is easy to beat in just under an hour.  Serious Cooking Mamas need not download this waste of time. PETA’s ridiculous parody of the title is ostensibly more fun–though not by much.

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